A bald guy with a wooden leg was invited to a costume party for Halloween. He was worried about his bald head and wooden leg working into a good costume. So he wrote to a costume company,explaining his dilemma. They sent him a package, when he opened it there was a pirates costume in the box with a note explaining that with his bald head, and wooden leg he would be a perfect pirate. Upset with the costume he sent it back, stressing his disappointment in their choice. They sent him another package, this one was a monks costume, with a note stating as a monk the robe will cover your wooden leg and your bald head will fit right in as a monk. Furious, he returns this costume, stating his disbelief in their insensitivity. They sent another package, with the following note:
"We have done all we can do to accommodate you and you cannot be satisfied. Here is a jar of molasses, and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses and crushed nuts over your head, shove your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple!"
halloween costume problems - Harley Davidson Forums
"We have done all we can do to accommodate you and you cannot be satisfied. Here is a jar of molasses, and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses and crushed nuts over your head, shove your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple!"
halloween costume problems - Harley Davidson Forums
