I have a parasite∞ in my brain. Toxoplasma Gondii. I call him 'Gondy' for short, even though it gets him mad. He prefers 'Toxo', but what kinda name is that for a pet? He's a better pet than a cat, he goes with me everywhere. No one says, 'hey... is he a seeing eye parasite?' Sometimes we go to the park and steal food from the pigeons. I think Gondy really likes me. It's cool having a little friend with me all the time, except when his family comes to visit, then it gets a little noisy up there. Sometimes I wonder if he thinks I'm the pet.

There's probably a parasite in your brain too, don't deny it. It's eating your brain, right now.

That's why I'm not here.

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